Subject: College Survival (fwd)


            The Top 14 Tips for Surviving College


14> Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour.

13> Enjoy being a Sophomore -- It will be the best three years of
    your life.

12> Wear an athletic cup to panty raids, because it's all fun and
    games until someone loses their 'nads.

11> Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water
    stain remover.

10> Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into
    lucrative "home pharmaceuticals" business.

 9> If an 8:00 am class is required for your major, change your
    major.

 8> Boring lecture?  Start a wave!

 7> College-level algebra: 5 returnable bottles = 1 delicious
    Ramen Noodle dinner.

 6> "I Phelta Thi" is *not* a real fraternity, except at state
    colleges.

 5> Remember - almost no one complains when you puke in a
    dumpster.

 4> Clever margin manipulation can turn a 4-page outline into
    a 100-page senior essay.

 3> Football games were never meant to be observed by sober
    people.

 2> Don't think of it as sleeping with your professor -- think of
    it as "acing Biology."


and the Number 1 Tip for Surviving College...


 1> In a pinch, milk can be used as a beer substitute in your
    breakfast cereal.